Fun fact #10:

It’s always wise to remember that most actors are attractive dumb dumbs.

How am I going to get sick when I’ve just been tying these onions to my belt, which has been the style for some time now?

if the game actually was droll it would probably be easy to market

And she’ll be on Newsmax by Monday.

Also complaints about inclusion are more nuanced than “I don’t like being reminded this thing exists”
They really almost never are. 

Sure previous generations may have faced extreme bigotry and discrimination but don’t they know how hard it is to go out and vote. Like I have to get on the bus and that’s so not trendworthy! #thatmillenialsuffering

You know it’s the darkest timeline when the least interesting and talented person from the Newsradio cast ends up the most ‘’successful’’.

Yes. I automatically freak out whenever I see IRS letters in my USPS Informed Delivery Digest every morning, especially since it was closer to tax season than it was to when I actually got my stimulus a while ago.

Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!

They can make whatever they want as long as they keep renewing the batshit joyfest that is Legends of Tomorrow.

That’s a lot of words for “show up at events to remind everyone we have a Prince working for us.”

I think it’s “for” parents looking for something for their young kids to watch. They recognize Punky Brewster, they pick it over some unknown quantity, maybe they watch it some too and it’s more tolerable or interesting because it has some familiarity.

I live to watch him reach a ripe old age, where decrepitude and senility slowly take over. Where his legal problems are never ending, all his businesses fail, all his children fail, and where all his debts come due.

Nothing could be more frightening than... a slideshow!

I don’t know, I just hear Yanny

That’s what it sounds like to me, to. Or “So long-a Bowser!” 

People are going to be furious when they learn Marilyn Monroe was married to some writer guy when she made all those movies!

You just drink with them in person and play a song while staring at them until they say it's really good to pacify you because you're drunk. 

No grown adult should care about “gamer cred.”