Weird how you think the only options are “capitalists screwing each other over to make a buck while poor people are literally dying as a result” or “communists pointing guns at you while you live in impoverished conditions dying of hunger”. It’s as if, in your view, the only numbers that exist are 0 or 100, and the…

They can cut all the hair tugging and skirt smoothing...and most of books 4-9 😆

How am I going to get sick when I’ve just been tying these onions to my belt, which has been the style for some time now?

And this is yet another reason Joe Rogan sucks for having him on multiple times. Amongst many other reasons Rogan sucks. 

I’m rooting for this show to succeed — love the original, love the casting, love that they’re doing this. But the title sequence I watched left me anxious. I kind of get what they’re going for with the goofy-meets-pulpy vibe, but I’m not sold on it and I’m really nervous folks completely unfamiliar with the original…

Bang.

You’re in for one hell of a ride then. See you space cowboy.

Is anyone dressed as a slideshow in an attempt to grab more ad revenue?

The Cell has been overrated since day one. It is a dull, rote thriller that happens to have a handful of really gorgeous sequences that make people forget that the other 90% of the film was standard 90's serial-killer cliches.

I’d like to note that I voted last November. Yes, voting, which is well-known for an entire century of excluding Black people.

This is the weakest attempted cancellation since the Internet discovered that Kimmy Schmidt’s parents were rich white people and she was in a pageant once.

Or, really, all fiction.

Check out the big brain on Brad!

I remember quite a few things about Mystery Men (which I remember fondly, but I’m guessing doesn’t hold up even before reading this), but I have no memory of All Star being in there.

Okay.  Yeah.  I didn’t know it, but honestly this is the Aquaman I want.

Or to be blunt, no child actor is good enough to play Ed.

“John Cho is 49"

She is literally strutting around in thigh high boots and your first thought is “Man, I don’t think Faye is dressed slutty enough.”?

No grown adult should care about “gamer cred.”