I get it. I can parallel park almost with my eyes closed unless I have a bunch of people watching me. Then I choke and have to retry it three times.

1. Jalopnik can’t share the picture, but I can:

We all know Mack’s food takes

5th Gear: You really think you will have a good information for a comparison between the United States of America and Luxembourg?

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

the real homage would be offering these wheels as an option

You’ve heard of Fancy Kristen™. Now, welcome...

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UPDATE A reader emailed me to explain why this happened... apparently there was a strong initiative around “free speech” in Maine and that’s basically how we ended up with the no screening system up there. fascinating.

It’s corrupt and brilliant all at the same time. How have you not replaced our Secretary of State yet? lol

New plan to balance my state’s (IL) miserable budget:

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Real life Bond:

Real life Bullitt:

In all seriousness, how bad must Nathan Peterman feel right now that he’s played actual football in 2018 and these guys are out here signing Josh fucking Johnson off an AAF roster while he’s a FA?

HMMMMMMM ....If only there were a player out there that’s currently unsigned who would keep them in contention for a playoff spot and be a vast improvement over 99% of the backup QBs in the league right now.  It’s just such a shame that no such player is available.  I’m talking, of course, about Nathan Peterman

I live in New York, I am a consumer and lover of New York pizza but people around here are very elitist about their pizza.

HERO