Gotta love a web site that blocks accounts for comments saying “you’re dumb/this is stupid,” but sends its hackiest writers into the comment section to do the same.

Someone fired up a genuine Rickroll. In 2016.

I didn’t say giving them $30K would hurt them, period.

Not a Pats fan. Not from New England.

“Don’t you have a Trump rally to attend?”

Right, but the Broncos are only pointing to a single game as evidence. Just like the person who posted the GIF posted it as a representation of Manning’s career spent doing the same thing as Brady.

“We have a great chance to put Brady on his ass all game.”

That’s true, but this is the NFL.

That Deflategate story is truly amazing—consider how much the football-watching collective must despise the Patriots to continue parroting a scandal that science has almost unanimously proven to be a farce.

So using a single game, like the Broncos players are doing, is somehow more compelling?

As someone who snowboards mediocrely, I can assure you one thing: Arguing who’s douchier between your stereotypical skier and your stereotypical rider is like arguing who’s dumber between neo-cons and Clintonistas.

I assume Russell had his security in attendance. Otherwise, I’m sorely disappointed this rugger surrendered so meekly.

You’re either being intentionally obtuse or you’re so far gone that you can’t see the obvious difference in the majority-Jezebel audience’s reaction to an incident based on the race/gender of the subject.

Did you see my point and duck?

Holy hell, is that father already teaching his kids to flop?

It really is amazing around here.

No, no, it’s a funnel scheme.

Jezebel’s really not gonna like this story.

No, no they haven’t.