They could have released a hundred movies before BvS:DoJ, and maybe that would have grown their fan base a bit and gotten more people to see it, but BvS:DoJ would have still been a terrible movie.

So did MANIMAL make the jump to Kinja or what, where is that guy to show us the way

Yeah, fuck this sponsored post bullshit, I wanna to know how to date Natalie Dormer! 

Sounds like a question for Mike Judge.

If you’re saying that Fred Armisen did a better Obama than Jay Pharoah, you’re right, nobody is going to agree with you.

I’m afraid that mocking chuckling you’re hearing is Kinja itself.

<sadly shelves half-written allegorical screenplay in which wounded deer pilots giant ocean liner into iceberg while zeppelin explodes overhead>

They actually made this movie back in the 90s. It was called River’s Edge then and it had one of the best lines of dialogue in history: “All you do is eat my food and fuck my mom!, FOOD EATER!”

The spice will be mine..

I remember he hated Toy Story 3 because he didn’t understand why someone would give their toys away just because they were going to college.

Like loving Emmerich’s Godzilla

#NotMyPredisent

The Orville is the best Star Trek show to be produced in years.

BTW... on a related note... WTF is up with Paramount anyway? Star Trek has always been about “boldly going where no one/man has one before,” yet every post-Voyager Trek has been about looking back instead of forward. Enterprise. JJA’s nuTrek. Discovery.

I thought it was gone for good ,but...

I’ve been playing catch up for the last two seasons and am about 3 episodes into Season 4. I have to say the compelling, dramatic turn Bojack has taken over its course is better than most top-rated dramas.

Technically, a documentary on fucking is just called a “porno.”

Glad I watched Mulholland Drive when I did.

Oh good, I was hoping we’d finally get that documentary on fucking Chris Brown that everyone has been clamoring for.

Despite its stupidities, I rather enjoyed Genisys. Jai Courtney turned out to actually be able to, you know, act, and I thought Emilia Clarke did just fine. I wasn’t a big fan of the John Connor thing, personally, but it worked okay in the context of the movie.