Edited because I was way late with that Puerto Rican whore reference.

The same reason I put my glasses on top of my head, sometimes. He probably forget they were even there.

Since I get my news exclusively from the A.V. Club, I can only assume this scandal was manufactured to distract people from the PWR BTTM fracas.

Dennis Miller had a bit on his “Off-White Album” from the early ‘90s about being in favor of killing innocent people abroad in retaliation for an act of terrorism.

Out of the gray, and into the black (I hope)

Comic sans or GTFO.

I’m glad to see there will still be coverage of books. I was concerned when the “Books” tab disappeared following the recent redesign.

Once again, Hulk Hogan is to blame.

I confess to being someone who has never seen “Critters” and assumed it was a “Gremlins” rip-off. I’ll have to give it a look.

Even his “direct-to-video trash” is brilliant.

I didn’t get the impression Theon actually killed that Ironborn fella. I guess I’ll have to go back and look.

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee.

Fingers crossed that Leto and Robbie switch roles.

So, I guess the Triforce is the invisible hand of the free market?

Dude, you just got there.

I might end up changing my screen name to Zoso the Unapproved. #Gray4Life

Gray4Life

As always, we remain cautiously optimistic.

I brought enough airplane glue for everyone.

He’s a close-liker.