You should probably break up with us.

Next time Billy.

Who's snarking?

You'll like it then. It's not terrible, but it's not much more than a fun distraction.

Well I hope you'll take it seriously.

So, did you get my email? And guys (I assume you're all guys…) Fat jokes? You can do better. And of course we don't delete them all, but we're going to delete the ones we see, or that strike us as particularly dumb.

I read them ALL. Now the comments are closed. Thanks for participating.

Dear Librarians commenters,
Banning you completely may have been a little harsh, but your comments were just spam, plain and simple—maybe slightly more legit than "make money at home," but just barely. This isn't the place for it, as you saw from the community's reaction.

He's not, but have fun trying to figure it out!

New picture, taken especially with a bottle of Old Crow. (GET IT?)

Hey Honey Bunches,
This is a really compelling argument, put more succinctly than I've seen elsewhere. I still don't buy it as necessarily _more_ plausible than the "Jay's story is somewhat accurate," but it's got me thinking more about it. Also, I don't know where people are taking away that we hate Sarah Koenig. I…

The only hole in this theory is that we haven't grabbed any cash for it. Do you have some we could grab? So yes, you're too cynical. We're just doing something we thought would be fun.

That's not me, it's Steven Soderbergh from the awesome movie Schizopolis.

Hey friends. Annie didn't mean to be insensitive, she was just trying to reference one of the few bands of that era/sound that hadn't reunited, not taking into consideration why they hadn't. We changed the headline.

D-O-W-N and that's the way we get down!

The single lowest grade an episode of TWD has ever gotten here was a C+ (and there's only one of those). There are tons of B+s and A-s…

Yeah, they're planning for 12 eps…

They're only available for stealing, which happens shockingly often.

It's $40 for the CDs or $80 for the vinyl on Numero's site…

I said "Come on!" out loud, spontaneously.