In my defense (and I wrote the dumb headline), the challenge was to write about a song that would help you win a crush over. My crushes have historically been girls, which is also the presumed audience for this band. (But yeah, okay, it was dumb.)

Thanks DDT. We don't have style guidelines, but we had somebody with relevant life experience give this one a read for us before it published. (She gave us passing marks, with no changes, actually.)

True, and an excellent point. I guess Little Bill's is just the loudest.

That was actually a joke about the original Dodgeball movie, in which Torn dies and returns as a ghost.

Hired!

D'oh! Fixing.

I think an editor cut my "almost." There is exactly one, and I think he speaks for about a minute, and it's frustratingly not revealing. Jerry Brandt does most of the talking.

We'll be live-chatting soon. PREPARE.

Thanks for axing, Flailing Stick. It's gonna start a little later this year (voting, which I think will be slightly different this year, in early Feb I think, then the videos in mid-late April). I think. I'm trying to get something cool done to the new room before we launch.

It's a little hard to remember something that is 100% false, and has never been true.

Oh hai Tommy!

Fixing. Nerd card revoked.

It's not the greatest movie of all time, but it is the greatest movie of 2013.

It's also Barney from The Simpsons' birthday (and mine!).

Bingo.

My thoughts exactly. I can't imagine it being removed for any reason except at the request of Walters.

Fair warning: If you say mean things about these kids in the comments, I'm going to delete your comment, and possibly blacklist your account. Won't somebody please think of the children?

Feature jump and "all recent" are both live now. Those bummed on the organization or look overall might try using "all recent" as their main starting point. They're available both at the bottom of the home page and in the "more" part of the nav (which is the "hamburger" part of the nav once it's collapsed). You can…

She got a sweet new job. Did y'all see her on that episode of The Office?

Gonna be a little bit, but we will do it eventually—and hopefully with a lot of other related features that work better…