Hey All,
I don't know if anybody's still reading, but I just wanted to respond in a little more detail, and to say thanks again to everybody who entered. Obviously it was a tough process to whittle the entries down (especially since 90% came in right at the deadline), and there were tons of fantastic entries that…

Comments are on. On purpose. You are all adults and can handle this, and we'll be keeping a close eye out for trolls or folks who just want to giggle.

Comments are on. On purpose. You are all adults and can handle this, and we'll be keeping a close eye out for trolls or folks who just want to giggle.

I once saw an episode in which a guy very confidently "solved" the puzzle by saying "BUNGLE PUMPING!" (The answer was "bungee jumping.")

I once saw an episode in which a guy very confidently "solved" the puzzle by saying "BUNGLE PUMPING!" (The answer was "bungee jumping.")

It had honestly just left my mind completely. Once we got chatting about it, I realized that of course I knew it well (like the rest of the planet that was breathing in 1991).

It had honestly just left my mind completely. Once we got chatting about it, I realized that of course I knew it well (like the rest of the planet that was breathing in 1991).

Would you random thread folks like a place where you could just start new threads, outside an agreed-upon article? This is a serious question, and we love you.

Would you random thread folks like a place where you could just start new threads, outside an agreed-upon article? This is a serious question, and we love you.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Ernest Goes To Jail is absolutely enjoyable, in exactly the ways people might think it is. He goes to jail because he gets magnetized or something!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Ernest Goes To Jail is absolutely enjoyable, in exactly the ways people might think it is. He goes to jail because he gets magnetized or something!

I had a little Netflix streaming documentary orgy, starting with Chasing Ghosts, which is about video game champions from the early '80s—yes, there's a lot of Billy Mitchell and some of the other characters from The King Of Kong. But it's not really about that weird competition. It's a great companion piece, though.…

I had a little Netflix streaming documentary orgy, starting with Chasing Ghosts, which is about video game champions from the early '80s—yes, there's a lot of Billy Mitchell and some of the other characters from The King Of Kong. But it's not really about that weird competition. It's a great companion piece, though.…

When we filmed her in Baltimore for the One Track Mind series, she drove us by Bodie's corner.

When we filmed her in Baltimore for the One Track Mind series, she drove us by Bodie's corner.

I never realized that. You learn something new every day here at the AVC.

I never realized that. You learn something new every day here at the AVC.

Busy day, but there's always time for THE BEST THING EVER (ie this).

Busy day, but there's always time for THE BEST THING EVER (ie this).

In the case of this feature, those parentheticals have always been kind of a joke—clearly not the thing the person is best in, but just what I happen to remember him in!