Ah, I've definitely heard "What Would You Say." I probably could've made fun. Dammit. But I've still never seen an episode of Seinfeld. True story.

Doves is out April 7. And it's pretty great.

What you fail to understand is how much he loves doing the Taste Test. He doesn't want to make the rest of us eat anything.

Also…
Search "canned chicken" on YouTube, and you'll find a couple of other brave souls who've dared to try this.

I was a little afraid it would come across as more contentious than it actually was. It wasn't contentious at all, just jokey and all about the tangents. I had fun.

Some of them are e-mailed, most of them are spoken aloud on the spot. And then typed in by whoever's taking notes.

Ah, thanks. Makes as much sense as anything else on this ep!

Hum just played two reunion shows in Chicago, Dec. 31 and Jan. 1! (No, I didn't go. But I did go to the D. Plan reunion shows.)

I saw Failure a couple of times. It wasn't super exciting.

Richie Cunningham's brother
I don't know if anybody has mentioned this, but one of the captured solider/Others (the one that wasn't Widmore) had the name "Cunningham" on his uniform. I immediately assumed it was a Happy Days joke—Richie's brother Chuck disappeared from the show without explanation.

Theory: Proved correct! Kiefer Kiefer Kiefer.

I actually like Fringe. I was just having some fun. And I love your user name. I also love the way Bret Michaels pronounces diabeetus on Rock Of Love.

Don't forget Brett and Tasha, who also ate the food that dare not speak its name.

He often worked out at the gym at the Regents Park apartments on HP Boulevard, down the street from his house. And if you want to know if you'll see me at HP Produce, you can find a picture of me on this very site. With a prostitute.

Lies!

The tech dudes named it on honor of ZMF, without my knowledge or input. That said, I wholeheartedly approve.

What are you seeing, bemused ghost? We've had some trouble with them, but it looks fine to me (in Firefox) right now. What's your error, and in what browser? Thanks!

It's supposed to warm up (by which I mean "warm up") around noon and work its way to a totally manageable 5 degrees.

The great underrated Blur album. Viva Rubbish.

It's pretty dumb, but the only way to get all six tracks is to either buy the two-disc version of the latest album, or search around on iTunes, where you'll need to get the three-song version of this EP and individually buy the other tracks.