The election is over, Karatloz, and now we can get back to the real business of America: semi-celebrity interviews.

And today we can finally reveal that ZMF's real identity is… Dan Aykroyd.

C'mon, nobody in the world wears Bravery T-shirts, do they?

Who the hell…?
Who the hell is Matthew Borlik!?!?

Zodiac, we have a very special Random Roles coming up for you next week…

But at least your name is an obscure Half Man Half Biscuit reference, so you've got that going for you.

We did cook it. We microwaved it, per the can's instructions. Still not too good, I'm afraid.

Yes! Third album! It's fixed now.

It wasn't RRM, it was Mantan Moreland.

I'm gonna simultaneously make O'Neal and Kyle jealous: I saw Nirvana on their last US tour with Mudhoney and Jawbreaker opening.

That's a really sweet story. I'm glad stuff like that happens, dammit!

Wasn't it weird and, umm, whatever the opposite of dispiriting is? The mellower songs on the new record were the highlight in a lot of ways. I've probably seen The Walkmen a dozen times, and I think that might've been the best show.

That first album is so great. The second one (which barely came out), not so much. I thought they were totally lost to history, and then I read some interview with My Chemical Romance where they were talking up Nix Nought Nothing as a huge influence. Very weird, I wonder if used-CDs sales picked up after that.

We do offer subscriptions, you know.

I didn't turn down all beef jerky, I ate some. But you've gotta pace yourself at a show like this. Too much beef jerky and energy drink at the beginning and you'll never make it all the way through.

I'm very flattered, but shortly after that photo was taken, I married all of the Monster Energy Drink ladies.

Yeah, Zodiac, I'm with you. I'm just surprised that Vic trusts anybody with something like that. Except maybe Ronnie… And have all talked about Ronnie yet? I've got a sinking feeling he's gonna bring Vic down—maybe to avoid prosecution for capping Zadofian. In any case, it seems like Ronnie's headed for an…

Definitely a good episode…
But in case it hasn't been said before, the only thing that really bothers me about the black box is that Vic allowed Aceveda access to it. The Vic we know would never have been put in a position where his most valuable card could possibly be stolen by somebody. But beyond that, I'm pretty…

— There is no "their originally cautious rating," just an individual reviewer's opinion.

I might've enjoyed it more if I hadn't already given an F to the TV movie… Also—Mike was killed TWICE in this episode, once for real and once for pretend. With elephant tranquilizers.