Worse than a claymore; it’s a Takata.

The cop that pulled him over

Leave pizza out of this.

New York blows and the only people trying to tell us otherwise are the poor saps who have convinced themselves that the fact that they live there makes them better than everyone. Your trains suck, your people suck, your attitudes suck, and your pizza sucks!

I live in Fort Bend County where this guy is sheriff. I’ve also seen this truck several times. I guarantee that the person who complained was one of the sheriff’s donors and supporters. This is clear cut 1st amendment. They want her to take it off and she is saying no. The man even held a press conference about it.…

I’d rather have the cargo spec.

For anyone counting, this one IS a first amendment issue, what with the sheriff and that prosecutor saying they will try to bring charges. That is the government trying to suppress free speech (as opposed to twitter removing a checkmark, which is not). Now lets see those self styled libertarians on the alt!right…

Fuck Trump.

Softy McSoftface

Simple. And the aftermarket already has you covered:

Pretty sure the Pope has a Lamborghini, bro.

“M A S S...aw phuck it, they know what I mean.” 

Me sharing my review of the Pope Lambo

What, no Diablo? Missed opportunity.

Let’s hope that he sprayed it with Holy Water to prevent it from bursting into flames.

Doesn’t seem like they had...

So that’s two anti subie comments so far - lemme guess: evo driver?

Already been done...

#blessed