Setting up a GoFundMe page is the first response to a slight by society it would seem.

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

Really? A GoFundMe page?

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

While being buried up to almost the roofline like that means it probably was going to get written off by insurance anyway, the fuck gives some asshole in a douchebro truck the right to feel like it’s ok to drive over the top of it? And that lamesauce excuse of “Well... we weren’t the first or the last to do it...”…

When I sold the E30 before we moved to New York, someone emailed me to ask if I would trade it instead for a custom AR-15. Texas!

It’s the most bitchin’ subwoofer ever.

Those windows stand up to Florida Man every day of the year.

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

I agree 100%. And on the second floor, they have a bunch of 2-3 year old CPOs...

I could be wrong, but I don’t think those full-length windows are gonna provide much protection.

One of those situations when you don’t know what to do, so you keep on driving at 2mph and see if cops show any reaction.

The driver of the van:
after dude jumps into his windshield: HOLY FUCK..
after he’s tackled off the roof: Do i just uhh.. stay here.. or .. pull over or .. what?

Are you upset that the only difference in power between a AMG GT and AMG GTS is a software tune by Mercedes too?

So are you also upset that your ISP doesn’t give you 300mb/s for the same price as the 30mb/s pack simply because they have the ability to unlock that speed by flipping a switch?

No, it’s not. Because in both cases, you’d know up front that the range is limited, or that only six cylinders are working. You can pay to upgrade. Or refuse the deal, and just not buy the car.

Phew, dodged a bullet there.

For as much crap that’s thrown towards Snyder, I think we can at the very least credit him this much, in this instance of greatness, he singled out and cast Gadot in BvS.

I mean... I mentioned essentially that exact study in the article. 

Dammit, does anyone read my words?! I toil over them just for you, my dear Jalopnotropes!

Yeah, but when are they going to make the coupe version of this? And then the four-door version of the coupe of the four-door?