If I found that spot, I’d take cabs for a week just to keep it.

Check it out. Houston Cars & Coffee. Blue GT350? Look Mustang, act Mustang, not Full Mustang. Lost control, hit the curb, scared some people. Not Full Mustang. You know the GT500 in Chicago? The white convertible? Reckless, yes. Mustang, maybe. Drove it into a tree. But he did his best not to hit anything else.…

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Maybe car theft isn’t for you, buddy.

Because if you can spend that much, you probably already own most of those.

Why buy

This is how socialism finds work for everyone.

It’s all fun and games until something goes wrong. What if they fell and hit something, even killed someone? They could’ve killed the guy who someday invents the app that offers socks delivered to your home. Or an app that monitors your stapler usage for you so you never run out. I’m enraged at these two. Their antics…

What’s the difference between a Pastor and a Preacher??

ANNOUNCING THE NEW 2018 MERCEDES-AMG GLC 63 S AMG CABRIO SPYDER VOLANTE AMG WITH A 6.2L V8 JUST TO POWER THE ROOF

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

The only Eclipse-related driving problem I’m worried about:

• if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.

Not only that, but it was a cop car with a push bar that circumvents the impact absorbing bumper and crumple zone. That Smart car is impressive.

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

Okay, this seemed desperate but it turned out it wasn’t.

I am not sure if this is an emergency fix per se, but my brother’s transmission was stuck in reverse and he ended up driving about a mile and half in reverse to get it to the shop. We used two additional cars with hazards to go in front and behind his car to avoid needing to have it towed.

Jeez, don’t you understand how rich people think? That’s like saying a Camry is better than a 911* because look how many more Camrys there are. At Monte Carlo, if you see one (1) of fawncy car model “A” and ten (10) of fawncy car model “B” then, all else equal, the guy with “A” wins because of his car’s superior…