Holy sheet. I would have lost my Tempur.

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

australia, where queens land.

LOOK OUT!

Evel Knievel was smart enough to get paid for this.

Truth is, the only person who’s life is at risk is Kats himself

Pretty sure the 2017 Miata does not look like the 2009 Miata.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

Cue grandpa saying “Back in my day we would jump out of airplanes, then when we hit the ground, we’d kill Nazi’s!”

It only takes one dickhead to hit the brakes and bust his balls.

That’s Nuts.

If Starbucks would just lower their drive-thru windows by six goddamn inches nobody would need a crossover.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

Asshole before and after prison.

He cares now I bet.

Dude, our Billionaire President won’t even splurge on a tie pin.

The news service reports this all started when the owner tried to sneak the car into the country in 2014; despite the fact that he could afford a multi-million dollar hypercar, he couldn’t come up with the money to cover the import taxes and fees.