1% of chances that Superman is our enemy have the power to wipe out the top 60% of the human race.

It was a dog. A big dog.

That was way harsh, Tai.

An actor who also played an actor who played a lawyer in the movie Trial and Error.

If only the argument had been Martin vs. Friends instead of Seinfeld. The meta-ness would be off the charts.
Black people shop at Ross but don't watch Ross!

The video is 18 minutes because he systematically dismantles the ridiculous wall point by point. If a real news program illuminated even one of these points, it would be an improvement.

Conway and the writer are having a bland-off.

Recaps on vulture.com are entertaining.

I haven't seen Silicon Valley, but Mitch Hurwitz wins the prize for best quack doctor on TV, with tough competition from Nick Rivera and Dr. Spaceman.

I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING GET THIS STUPID FUCKING TANK TOP OFF!

The original foursome mainly reacted to the craziness that was going on around them, in the form of the ghosts, Sigorney Weaver, and Rick Moranis. The comedy was understated. This new movie makes it seem like the women are trying to be the wacky characters.

Is there going to be anything original in this movie?

This was the most Seinfeldian episode of Portlandia I've seen. The callbacks to a catchphrase/theme like "family emergency" and the ways it tied together at the end were classic Seinfeld/Curb.

Anita Hill started this whole thing. It's all about looks, you know? Because if Clarence Thomas looked like Denzel Washington, this would have never happened! She'd be all, "Oh, stop it, Clarence, you nasty! Your fine self!"

Leave it to Chris Rock to bring attention to the hidden story (in another segment on SNL, on Weekend Update): what the hell kind of pickup line is "Is that a pubic hair on my Coke? - has that ever worked?" Forget harassment - that's just bad game.

Another reason the first two Die Hards were successful is because they focussed all the action in (basically) one location. You really got to explore a skyscraper and an airport and see how John McClaine navigated the challenges of each environment.
Die Hard 3 jumps all over the place, so it feels more generic to me.

- Chris Farley

Isn't the Leslie Jones "character" just the latest iteration of the "sassy black woman" stereotype? She actually has the line in the trailer, "Aw HELL no". That line didn't just become a catch-phrase overnight. If she is playing herself, than "herself" is a construct of learned behavior and entertainment cliches.

1:42 that was funnier when Marty Feldman did it in 1974.

Well the titles say that 30 years ago "Four Scientists…"
so I guess that retroactively makes Ernie Hudson a scientist?