So, we should just accept the fact that we won't be able to understand anything Drift says.

I find it to be a dealbreaker when culture doesn't have a firm handshake

That Herod is so hot right now

you gotta have FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITH

I carry my diary in my backpack

and I will reign down upon thee with my right to seek future redress

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

Schindler?

change your stupid mouth! stop making that stupid expression!!

Shave those sideburns Mattingly!

You are an unfit mother…Your children will be placed into the care of Carl's Jr.

Was everyone in the crowd dressed as a 1950s greaser at the shows you went to? It was for me.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

In future news: LeBron sits down for a television special in which he says he will take his acting talents to the next Michael Bay production instead.

Next conspiracy to solve: who built the pyramids?

Can Stephen Baldwin be in this one too?

The gateway starts/ends at All Hail West Texas. Go through that gate, give it a listen, then go back out the gate. That's the only album of theirs you need to listen to.

This show won't die, so they'll never solve its murder.