Right, because knees are totally designed to bend this way! Yeah, he's faking.

None of what you just said makes any sense.

I hate to sound like Coach K or something, but Lance Stephenson needs to play basketball and leave this shit at home.

That last sentence sounds like the script for bad milf porn.

Yes. There was a case in Colorado back in the 60's where a judge called it "an individual's deliberate drawing of public attention to the vehicle's quality for swiftness."

I tend to get the "slow down! Your going way too fast !" more often when I'm going the speed limit, than when actually speeding .

I'm gonna guess Florida and they're all assholes.

In the future you need a prescription for that?

I found this conversation in the game

1. Start Microbrewery

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

I'm not afraid of snakes, but I will back over a cottonmouth or copperhead just to make sure the job is done.

The one form of basketball still owned by Caucasians.

now I'll never be able to walk past the dairy section without getting an erection :(

"I didn't want to see a spoiler, so I went to a sports website, and they talked about the result of a very important game! I am outraged!"

Did you just call Cleveland a large market?

That's what I tell my girlfriend

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