32 miles of rage? I don't want to be anywhere near that guy... :)

I guess you could say her train of thought....

Every single time, I read that US Mutant Ninja Turtles.

You must not live in a place where the weather gets below 40

electronic e-brake

if the video didn't include the question, you'd think he only stormed off the stage because he saw him holding his fucking phone VERTICALLY

Has anyone seen my pants?

Hammy's call:

Do you have any recommendations for travel agents

Look, I know that a lot of you are going to try to use this as an example of why soccer is stupid, or lame, or that everyone dives and they're all a bunch of fags, or whatever. But, come one, it's low-hanging fruit; don't be the moron that tries to do that. It's pathetic really.

I enjoy flying under them.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

Age of Empires II - Age of Kings

He even gets to dunk!

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

What are the odds that it was Rex Ryan?

I disagree with the headline. The best Hawk Harrelson home run calls are any time the opposing team hits a walk-off and he simply turns off his mic and heads home.

I haven't been this pumped about a game since Skyrim. I think my wife is getting tired of hearing about how much crime I'm going to commit.

I read it as "Nicolas Cage fleshlight".