Title pictures way too small. I end up scrolling past articles that I might normally have read. How about a compromise halfway between old and new size?

Good grief. Who the hell complained that the page was too sparse? Agoraphobics? Don't listen to them, they're nuts! You're right though, this is a "dense" solution.

Nothing to say here but fuck Rota.

Isn't it obvious?

And yet, if Jose Bautista went over the wall, everyone would just complain about him stealing American jobs.

This comment is a joke. Are you joking? I hope you're joking. This must be a joke.

Help us Subaru Kenobi, you're our only hope!

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

Warhol was supposed to do a stylized spaceship or his initials, but he clearly drew a penis:

To be fair, the slumping Rangers haven't had a walk-off in months.

Not this car:

I bet the thieves took their stuff and ran. They ran so far away.

Rollin' Coal

Is that Jezza at 1:30? Because that's something he'd do.

You posted in the wrong thread mutha f***er

Don't know about you, Mr. Double, but when I was 14 I was still eating Gushers and trying to get other people to touch my penis. Tough crowd.

Damn it. I said atlantic blue. Not atlantis. Send it back.

Rafa Benitez: "Okay, you see this big round thing? It's called a football. See, you want to try to kick it, but not too hard, right at that thingy right over there that we call a goal. If you do that, all the fans here will be thrilled! Doesn't that sound exciting?"

Even a lone representative from the LM002 community...

The sidebar provided me with an answer.