You posted in the wrong thread mutha f***er

Don't know about you, Mr. Double, but when I was 14 I was still eating Gushers and trying to get other people to touch my penis. Tough crowd.

Damn it. I said atlantic blue. Not atlantis. Send it back.

Rafa Benitez: "Okay, you see this big round thing? It's called a football. See, you want to try to kick it, but not too hard, right at that thingy right over there that we call a goal. If you do that, all the fans here will be thrilled! Doesn't that sound exciting?"

Even a lone representative from the LM002 community...

The sidebar provided me with an answer.

What if I told you that the Blue Angels was a advanced aerobatics flight training squadron that happens to fly at airshows?

In Soviet Russia, breasts come on you!

I'm not a Doctor but in my humble opinion I think she made a wet fart. It surprised her as she thought it was just a regular fart. This one left a mark.

All I could think the whole time

Can't unsee. Damn you.