We are obviously both misunderstood geniuses with a surplus of: A. Free time. B. Los Angeles Glaucoma Medication. C. All of the above.

I totally guessed, because I am a random uninformed person on the internet. These things happen.

She'll have a Twitter account before you know it.

Yes they are (possibly because I'm not a psychiatric doctor) crazy people. Yes they have too much stuff. Yes, they should be donating to food banks and churches and me, and that last part is the most important, because razors are CRAZILY EXPENSIVE.

Can't wait for that Beiber/Wahlberg project, especially if it's that "The Road" reboot the studio's been talking about.

He's the drummer and bandleader from The Roots, America's finest live hip-hop band, and the house band on Jimmy Fallon.

Now to book that flight to King of Prussia.

I have been buying Wranglers from Target since I was 20. My wife would like to see me in jeans that fit me at some point in her lifetime. If menz are allowed to use this, I will.

*applause*

I wonder appearing on Leno's show counts towards her community service.

This kid, that's who.

It's SO two-thousand and late.

Can't talk- Writing first draft of my new steamy horror thriller "Frankenthong."

Will you be sewing them back together?

Yeah, I should have just linked to the original Jez article from a few days ago... [jezebel.com]

Low-cut jumpsuits are all the rage for comic-book women this season.

I beg to differ.

Don't forget "Indie Rock Poster Boy Muse."

You go, Zooey! Rage against the media machine that shoves celebrities down our collective throats! And then sell us cotton! And your CDs! And your new Fox show! And whatever!

TWICE! Or is it only doing this on my computer? [img16.imageshack.us]