D'AWW! You've unsnarked me by playing along! NO FAIRSIES!

Maybe if you're lucky, he'll find his next wife on Twitter. Everyone wins!

Lucy looks like she's a pretty good mime, actually.

Why do I never see shit like this at Coachella? My biggest celebrity sighting this year was "The Hipster Grifter."

Nothing wrong with whiskey. Nothing wrong with booze in general. It's great stuff.

"It's The Wambulance, Mikey Lazaridis."

I'm sure you've figured out a way to be a better person without it. But speaking on behalf of Beer, I want you to know that if you ever change your mind, Beer is there for you.

Drinking beer doesn't make you a better woman. It makes you a better PERSON.

I dedicate it to James "Dr. Venture" Urbaniak's dramatic reading of "Friday," aided and abetted by Paul & Storm and Wil Wheaton.

Looking forward to the weekend.

Partying? Partying?

Partying? Partying?

Sorry, I am NOT falling for this shit again.

Thank you for beating me to the punch on this one. The 61st Oscars was absolutely, categorically, the worst Oscars ever. Brought to you by producer Alan Carr, the same guy responsible for "Can't Stop The Music," "Where The Boys Are '84," and "Grease 2."

Great point.

Betty White should have done a 20-city one-woman tour. Fact. I hate that Sheen had the idea first.

The defense rests, your honor.

I'm not getting the sense she's a hipster. She's a Disney cosplayer, for heaven's sake. No hipster would put this much effort into anything.

I'm suddenly overtaken by the urge to do some Tex Avery Wolf cosplay.

Defiant January Jones has a message for all of you: [i.imgur.com]