Again, as the only non-Lebron fan who comments on Deadspin, I will just say this (and stay in the grays because of it), that Lebron doesn’t have the balls to go to a Western team as he needs his free ride to the finals every year.

Considering Lebron has lived in LA for a few years already it’s weird to see anybody trying to pass reports like this as news.

Did you go to Bagel Bites Prep?

Side trivia: Totino-Grace has the name thanks to massive (and I mean massive) financial contributions by the founders of Totino’s pizza. As such many students at Totino-Grace were fed just absolute shitloads of Totino’s Party Pizza. As such many graduates of Totino-Grace absolutely hate Totino’s Party Pizza.

“Save it for after the game!” Yeah, he did. He struck the guy out. That ended the game. Buncha doofuses.

It is fun to make fun of stuff on Deadspin, right?

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.

Your conclusion makes no sense and is obviously false.

I’m not admonishing him for anything, but he has the ability to become a pro-athlete and make a ton of money. There are a million ways that he could fuck up his body and throw that away.

This seems like an absolutely insane decision.

This is an interesting idea, but I could easily see it backfiring if nobody ends up standing out.

Gotta post these hot takes man, Alberts gonna ride with the “Rockets suck” narrative till the wheels fall off.

Seriously. Newsflash - the Rockets are actually playing defense. That is why we are not seeing all the “beautiful game” stuff from GS, all the time. (Also the warriors are a bit beat up and their entire bench is made up of centers for some reason.)

That was a back-and-forth game with a lot of great moments and an exciting finish (even including a last second three-point attempt by Curry!). I get that the Rockets are hard to watch at times, but that game was a whole lot more enjoyable than the 41-point blowout/snoozefest two days before. We’re likely looking at…

This blog is uh aging well

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

If I knew someone was going through my trash because they were racists hoping to find something somehow incriminating, I’d be inviting all my neighbors to dump their dog’s sh*t in it before I bagged it up and set it by the curb. Oh, and they’d be welcome to scoop their kitty litter onto it too.

Jaxson AND Taylor. What else would you expect?

OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.