I’ve actually been thinking about this. This is terrible for these boys. My father was never nice to me, but he didn’t send me to Siberia. It’s kind of sad.

A male pornstar told August Ames to drink cyanide and die during the whole tweet incident. Smh.

It also points out how fundamentally useless best of lists are for music if one is using them for actually deciding what’s “best”. Lists to me are useful for a) recommendations and b) seeing what they reflect about the listmaker.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

goddamn that is up there.

Best way to not die, don’t live in the first place!

Funny how the crash position has changed over the years. There was enough seat pitch in the past that THIS was the crash position for everyone on the plane.

This is an incredibly thorough and well-researched post for something that the vast majority of us will thankfully never have to come close to experiencing.

“There’s no need to break down a kid’s spirit for making a mistake.”

Shaq thinks the Earth is flat. Next question.

I can think of no worse model for running a football team than the modern CEO. Unfortunately, I can think of no more apt analogy for the way the NCAA FBS schools run their programs, with a head coach that has no loyalty to the program, no accountability for its success or lack of it, is able to make millions while his…

I, for one, am shocked his first presser was bizarre - I think the kids at ASU will respond well to someone who last coached 18 years ago...when most of his current players were in swaddling clothes. He’s relatable, and I’m sure he’s down on all the latest folderol the youngsters are into...

I have no doubt that he will put a lot of points on the scoreboard of life for everyone in this community.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

“In the spirit of innovation, our vision for this program is to have a head coach who serves as a CEO and is the central leader with a collaborative staff around him that will elevate the performance of players and coaches on the field, in the classroom and in our community. Equally important, the head coach will be…

The title was “world’s smartest basketball player” not “world’s tallest Shrek”

Not to be confused with the smartest football player alive, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Did you know he went to Harvard?

If LeBron really wants to understand Rose’s life, he should try walking a mile in Rose’s knee braces.

Empathy programming has only expanded to include robot-to-robot, but I’m sure someone is working on robot-to-human code which will be summarily uploaded to LeBron’s core code.

Smartest basketball player alive, you say?