Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

This would be far more entertaining if the Warriors hadn’t just won the championship a year earlier. Say, if these were the Browns brownsing it, Blair Walsh bonking one off the upright for the Vikings, or the Chargers blowing a 34-point fourth-quarter lead, all in the Superbowl or something, leaving those fanbases…

“Hello, uh, governor Romney? I don’t suppose you still have those binders of women handy...? Also, some transition papers, a competent staff, any idea what the president does, and some Jack Daniels?”

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Right? One of the more laughable things that my brother-in-law keeps posting on Facebook is that all feminists should be thrilled that Trump won, because it means that Kellyanne Conway was the first woman to ever run a winning presidential campaign. It’s like saying that cattle at the slaughter should be grateful for…

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

It’s absolutely disgusting and I’m so upset President Obama has to teach this imbecile to do his job, but he’s doing it because he cares about this country. He’s a far better person than I could ever be, because it wouldn’t be ME!

That face you make when you realize you’re more qualified to be President than the man who just won the election.

Be diplomatic with potential adversaries. He can’t bully and bluster his way through.

Thoughts:

I can see him basically keeping everyone from Obama’s staff just so he doens’t have to deal with hiring anyone. Obama should suggest that to him. Since Trump seems like a bit of a pushover (one hour-long meeting and Obama is no longer “the most ignorant president in history,” and the ACA has some really good parts in…

Learn how a bill becomes a law.

Some other things Trump didn’t know he had to do as president:

I hope Chuck Schumer is ready. He’s going to be the most powerful Democrat left in our government after the inauguration.

Well, he was a boxer in the navy. And this is making the rounds: https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19

Harry Reid seems so milquetoast, and then when you least expected it he came out swinging.