Why is this bomb different from all the others?

Reading is for losers.

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

Have all you kiddies forgotten the glorious career of “Two Live Jews”?

That’s fucking hilarious. That’s a 12 year old level mistake. A 12 year old that has never seen those words in print.

Jay IS extremely pro-Semitic, which is one of the things I’ve always liked about his lyrics. I can think of at least two occasions when he does say “Mazel Tov”—once in some of his patter on “Roc Boys” and then, more importantly, on “New Day” in which he talks about his desire to have a son* and says “At 13 we’ll have…

I’d have gone with The Beastie Boys, though that’s maybe a little too obvious.

Sorry, Scottie, wrong rapper. I’m pretty sure “Mazel Tov Cocktail” was from A Tribe Called Quest.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

Comey couldn’t wait EIGHT DAYS to complete an ongoing investigation, as per protocol, to mention the fucking emails?! You know, show some restraint, like he has about ongoing investigations into Trump dealings?! What a bag of cocks. He better be drafting a resignation letter now, he’s out of a job Jan. 21.

There’s nothing to indicate that these were Clinton’s emails.

This scene immediately came to mind. “You really knocked the crap out of that one.”

It isn’t Billy Haisley.

A deadspin MLS article with no snark or negativity? I don’t believe it.

Ana has been brutally effective over the last couple of weeks of just obliterating the Trump surrogates. Speaking of which, I am certain Corey Lewandowki and Scottie Nell Hughes are going to be canned by CNN after election, and they will be basically unhireable.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.