Do you want a math singularity that destroys the universe? Because that’s how you get a math singularity that destroys the universe.

What if his disguise was Paul Erdős?

561,000 accounts follow him. 

That just shows how far removed from normal people he truly is, since is someone said that shit out of the blue to 99% of us we’d either run, mace them, or both.

Fuck Ted Cruz and fuck you for defending him.

Nobody said, ‘I love you.’

Does this mean that for a short while, Kevin Bacon was one degree of Kevin Bacon away from Kevin Bacon?

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAR!!!!

but Lamar won’t let that stop him from driving the knife in even further with a new music video for the song.

He suggested that Gaiman would blame autism* for his actions, in the same way that Mel Gibson blamed alcoholism for his racist tirades/domestic abuse.  He didn’t imply that autistic people are all rapists.

I mean...why did you stop at suicide/opioid addiction stats? Also look up wealth, property ownership, C-level jobs, college admissions/legacy scholarships, imprisonment rates...  You just stopped at the first one that you thought helped you justify the forming of white identity groups?   Why did you do that?

Gaiman has also clearly prepared and paid for reputation management services to spread similar messages across the internet starting today so keep that in mind. Cuddling and fingerfucking the nanny a third your age on the first day on the job doesn’t require a right-wing conspiracy to be deemed fucking SHITTY AND…

“Now You Don’t” alone isn’t a great name. “Now You See Me: Now You Don’t” is.

I guess this is a hot take but I’ve always thought Now You Don’t was a terrible idea for a title. Funny when said in the same sentence as the title of the first film, but sounds absurd when it’s by itself.

Oh of course. I was laughing as I was writing it. None of this behavior is normal or ok.

We’re all laughing at him. Turns out the apartheid emerald billionaire ate his face.

Lol this article was posted for us to laugh at the guy, right? Nobody should feel bad for him. Nobody.

“Fanboy finally criticizes Tesla”

Some motherfuckin movie studios are always trying to ice skate uphill

The judges would have also accepted “Prey Away The Gay”