This is a case where actually watching it full speed shows the full story. Joyner dropped his pad level prior to hitting Teddy. Sure, in slow-motion it looks like he may be avoiding his cleats, but, that ain’t the intent.

I saw this in my feed last night and quickly checked the score. I knew immediately...that someone had fucked up.

“Fights”

So edgy, in 2005.

Favorited just because Minnesota.

Fuck GameCube.

As a jumbotron referee...something something porn.

Ugh...God damn it.

Thinking about you Flip. GWS!

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify.

Yeah, we should let her get off unharmed. Because fuck those guys that died.

Whaaaaaat??

Whoaaaaaa...that was a very specific gas station reference.

Jay looked like he had cement shoes.

PEDs.

Oh Good. I was worried you typed this up in five minutes on the toilet.

As a son of a former alcoholic

I like how everyone pretends that Texas is any worse than anywhere else in America.

...bigger scam that than DraftKings...

Oh, I remember this essay from my high school screenwriting class.