Yeah, we should let her get off unharmed. Because fuck those guys that died.

Whaaaaaat??

Whoaaaaaa...that was a very specific gas station reference.

Jay looked like he had cement shoes.

PEDs.

Oh Good. I was worried you typed this up in five minutes on the toilet.

As a son of a former alcoholic

I like how everyone pretends that Texas is any worse than anywhere else in America.

...bigger scam that than DraftKings...

Oh, I remember this essay from my high school screenwriting class.

But still...Fuck you.

But is he elite?

Lol.

Fuck you. We don’t have much in Minnesota. Leave us alone.

Glad you made it through!

I’ve been a Timberwolves fan since the KG days and Flip is a huge part of Minnesota sports. It would honestly emotionally bother me if he were to pass away. Get well Flip!

Deadspin writers hate everything that involves respect. Paul Molitor is a HOFer. He can be cranky.

Having problems in college because the frat bros are killing your vibe? Here’s a tip: They can’t fight for shit.

Even watching the highlights (which I knew ended with my Frogs winning) I was yelling “Nooooo!” when they were playing razzle-dazzle on that last play of the game. Good Lord, another TCU/Tech barnburner.

*AHEM