“HEADS UP FOOTBALL”

A softer football is also easier to catch. Meh...

Fap, Fap, Fap....I love eye patches...

I am Vikings fan living Dallas. I know suicide is a selfish and horrible act. But sometimes....

“I put 2 grand on the G-Men to win the supahbowl! Now Joey Counts is roundin’ up his boys in Hammonton to break my kneecaps!”

At least you aren’t an English graduate...

-1

Frats are the most homoerotic and homophobic orgs on campus.

Good. Fuck bull fighting.

Well...shit.

I get it. +1

Yeah just ignore that TCU loss when they actually faced an elite offense.

I told him I had a Masters degree in comparative literature, which tends to involve quite a lot of books. That shut him up.

Athletes are so athletic.

Fuck Gary Anderson.

Related...

Thanks for this blog, Tom.

Hahahah +1

You’re probably a Chris D’elia fan.

Patton is too smart for most humans. But also, was great at being an obsessed Giant fan. This is an extremely underrated flick.