josephjackwagon
JosephJackwagon
josephjackwagon

He must work out.

I’m not a native Texan. But Texans will do anything for their hometown heroes. I think you’re right with the support being from state to state. Texans probably being the best example of this.

He must work out.

Aayyyyyyyy +1

Confirmed. Source: I recruit executives there all the time.

Ah....................Faaaaaaaaaaauuuuuckkkk! I don’t need to see that again.

Go Frogs.

+1 for referencing the US Navy

THE EXACT SAME MOVE!

Being a Minnesota native, this was a perfectly acceptable dance in the club in 1997.

Welp, seems like justice has been served here.

Ya Heard? With Perd Hapley is what they should strive for. Just shows how garbage their writing skillz are.

Mitch Hedberg, goddamn I wish he could've stayed around another 40 years.

Not that I'm a comic genius...but Kevin Hart...I don't get it. He's the black Dane Cook to me. Lots of yelling and gesturing. I know a comic doesn't have to be a weirdo like Andy Kaufman, but his movies are especially horrible.

I was raised by my single mother and therefore conditioned to be more in tune with a woman's feelings and seemingly "crazy" mood swings. As I grow older, I still don't give a fuck about towel colors.

A guillotine in half guard is a minor nuisance to anyone who is well versed in Jiu Jitsu. Unless the guy is some kind of Hulk, 90% of the time as long as you keep the opponent in half guard, you can ride it out without going unconscious and then be in a position of advantage.

*star running back, not "start running back" in the first graf. Got your back.