this can’t be a real opinion?

Steakback Outhouse

AMEN. At first I was relieved to serve at Steakback Outhouse, which had no lunch service back then, but imagine my horror when they decided to open Sunday lunch several months after opening my location. Oh, the hatred.

Apology pizzas should definitely be a thing. There’s a website where you can order a glitter bomb sent to people who’ve wronged you, why not a website where you can order a pizza sent to someone you’ve wronged?

holy shit

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

And Jürgen Klopp just became available. COINCIDENCE???

Seriously. I thought it would be a running thing. Some of those moves would have made Iceman proud! And at least drop an "I'll be your huckleberry" somewhere in here.

1. jangles. FTFY

College pitcher here; the new balls are about equivalent to major league balls in terms of seam height. The old balls had the same seam height as what we used in high school. The high seam balls made it easier to throw better breaking pitches but they also tended to tail a lot on a regular fastball. The new balls, in…

I was in Kauai in 2013 and Longs was still Longs! Made my California girl heart weep for joy.

You should tell her that if your uncle dies, the family will be putting her down at the same time.

The most fun part of the Europa League is watching Tottenham implode in other countries.

As an Arsenal fan I watch Europa league to see Tottenham flame out.

Since there's been some confusion: Chewbacca's palm is large, but not large enough for an entire hand if you want to hold a phablet comfortably.

Not quite a high five, but rather neatly demonstrates that Chewbacca's palm is awfully small for a person's ENTIRE HAND.

Yeah, if the 4WS went bad, there were literally no replacement parts for it. Good thing was if it failed, it basically reverted to 2 wheel steering.

OMG that's the superbowl shark!

Welcome to 2015!