Fortunately, they caught the perpe'tator.

There once was a Mazda in Texas

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

Well, there's always the prospect of beating a preacher to death with a bowling pin. Gotta stay busy. Milkshake, etc.

Why is spring?

Some TV's have an option to let the USB be powered all the time. I've noticed on Samsung and Philips TV's, it's called something along the lines of "fastboot". It's for turning the TV on faster, but it also keeps the usb ports powered.

not very standard actually. I have a 50" Zenith plasma and it doesn't have this feature and it's 3 years old.

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

The person who should feel the worst about that horrible play? The guy who filmed it in vertical mode. His life coach should be fired.

Having to call from your phone to purchase tickets sounds more like "Throwback Thursday"

You're probably right.

As someone whose first CD was Crazy, Sexy, Cool and first VHS tape was Hocus Pocus, it's like my life has come full circle.

Eh, any organic matter (yes, McDonalds is food is organic) won't decay if it is able to dry out fast enough. Which should be something easy to understand if you have even the slightist bit of knowledge about microbiology, but given the number of *doctors offices* that have mummified McDs food to scare people from…

Yeah, this "secret menu" stuff has to die. "Weird stuff you can smash together using fast food" would be more appropriate in most cases.

More accurate headline: maddening, portrait video of an Arsenal supporter correctly turning his smart phone to landscape while taking video of Galatasaray fans throwing flares at Arsenal supporters.

This doesn't always work.

The Sun is looking into this.

On the plus side, this is probably as close as we're going to get to another season of Firefly.