Eh, any organic matter (yes, McDonalds is food is organic) won't decay if it is able to dry out fast enough. Which should be something easy to understand if you have even the slightist bit of knowledge about microbiology, but given the number of *doctors offices* that have mummified McDs food to scare people from…

Yeah, this "secret menu" stuff has to die. "Weird stuff you can smash together using fast food" would be more appropriate in most cases.

More accurate headline: maddening, portrait video of an Arsenal supporter correctly turning his smart phone to landscape while taking video of Galatasaray fans throwing flares at Arsenal supporters.

This doesn't always work.

The Sun is looking into this.

On the plus side, this is probably as close as we're going to get to another season of Firefly.

The longer they wait the more likely people will forget. (Or focus their attention elsewhere)

Yeah, I get texting when it's just a word or two reply, but this shit has gone too far in that direction. Now all the time there are things that could have been resolved in 30 seconds of speaking directly, but instead I've got to spend 20 minutes fucking around on my phone.

Is Satan a name in another country/language??? Besides Miroslav Satan, Wikipedia's got nothing

They are trolling us.

Not if that car is built anytime after 2001 is not lap-belt only. I could be wrong, but it seems like that is a newer vehicle.

Dh said it has a headrest so it probably has a shoulder belt.

Deep breaths. It looks like she's sitting in the middle seat, so maybe it's just a lap belt. Don't worry, everything will be okay.

In the present, F1 is run by a boob.

Soon Formula 1 will literally be Formula 1. A baby formula for 1 year-olds.

Hey hey hey, Alabama was finally mentioned without doing something racist, sexist, or Darwin Award-worthy stupid! *applauds*

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