If you're ever planning on buying a home, get the renter's insurance now. It might even be free if you already have auto insurance.

That could be pretty easily orcastrated.

Not necessarily. Mine was replaced free of charge by Verizon.

Things I see in this graphic:

Santa isn't real either. Boom. Childhood ruined.

Shouldn't Stewart be sporting the "C" on his jersey?

Hey, shouting YOU SHALL NOT PASS would only improve Denver's secondary.

A pastry by any other name can still be called a "turnover."

Just remember, Michael Bolton did this.

"Joliet" Jake Blues and his brother Elwood have a favorite

Dude, Flux Capacitor right there...

Single player. I played the Forza 4 demo way back with a controller, it was a not so grand experience, but then I found out that racing games are better with a wheel. That is cool though to see that I have complete control on the assists, I will probably start with all and then start eliminating as I go (just like I…

HOLY SHIT Q E! I have a savoury tooth too! I've always called it a "salt tooth" but this sounds much classier. This is a monumental day for me.

This immediately came to mind:

Ylvis: [reads both articles]

I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say.