It means Cecil Fielder was fat, thus would be difficult to pitch around were it necessary.

The guy took a shot, he decided to get down (in his position). But that was too late, he was dead so the handle was corrupt so the game engine took the command and applied to everyone. So the place was given, they gathered up there and crouched down as they intended in the first place (if that shot wasn't fatal).…

Ah, I gotcha... thanks for the clarification. :-)

Oh God I want Pierre to get run over by a damn Zamboni.

Okay, am I the only one who thinks the idea of bigoted Poles is ironic on at least some level?

"Time to put your money where your mouth is"

Last one I could find of the Astros celebrating.

This is the only time I'll agree with a Red Sox fan about something.

Somewhere in Dimension X, Krang just got hit in the mouth with a baseball...

I just "deal with it" and use my pants like there is nothing wrong with the weather... not the best solution (I sweat like a pig during hot days), but it's better than looking dumb while outside my house :(

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

I think it bites.

From how much we practiced it in elementary school I kind of thought getting lit on fire is something that would happen to me more often.

My old football coach would say, "Curls? Curls will get you laid, but won't make your arms strong."