I remember playing metroid 2 as a kid. I eventually got as far as the boss, but could never manage to beat it. Then in college I played it on an emulator. Got to the boss of the game with a lot less trouble. Looked online and found the stupid trick for the boss fight (as opposed to the traditional method of fire…

Well, it’s like a circle-jerk, only everyone is jerking one person. I’d suggest wagon-wheel, as all the arms reaching in for the jerking would be like the spokes, but urban dictionary has a few definitions for that term already.

I mean, I’ve been thinking this over, and is it just me, or is the only logical explanation for that point of view is that he or someone he knows both watches porn and beats their wife, and are desperately trying to blame the latter on anything other than personal fault?

I’m sorry kinja happened to you. It happened to all of us years ago. We had the same reaction, but there was no going back. Sometimes they update kinja and make things worse, sometimes they update kinja and things are only still bad, but it’s probably not going to go away.

Well, I’ve got to do a once-over on the interior, throw away some garbage, put away some spare relays and such. Basic crap so it doesn’t look like I’m a complete slob when I bring my car in to the dealership for service on Monday; finally going to get the Takata airbag inflator recall done, and I’m also getting a…

Thanks, this brought to my attention that the Metroid 3DS was available for pre-order.

Thanks, this brought to my attention that the Metroid 3DS was available for pre-order.

I wouldn’t describe Karen as “crazy” for one of the classic stages of grief.

I mean, I could see that list of responsibilities if they planned on rotating interns through different roles. Obviously that would have the downside of rotating them out of a task they had just gotten used to into another role they need to get up to speed on, but it’s one way of doing an internship program.

They haven’t gotten too specific as to what K’un Lun is and how it works. Something about existing on another plane, and there only being a path from this world to that every so many years or so, and I am under the impression that that path is in a specific place. As such, I didn’t interpret the structure that was…

Stripes reference, nice.

Again, I’ve never tried it, so I take no responsibility for whatever happens to a perfectly good skull should this go wrong.

Piece of odd information I picked up, if you ever have a need to disarticulate a skull, my anatomy professor said the way to do it was to fill it with dried beans, and soak it in water. As the beans swell up, the pressure they apply from the inside of the skull is relatively evenly distributed, and the bones will…

I can understand how this is certainly a part of a lot of people’s childhood, as much as various comic or cartoon properties being rebooted and relaunched today, but for these pizza restaurant/children’s party venues, it’s a business. What these people are looking for is some sort of children’s animatronics museum.

So, what I’ve been doing for the last several years, is going to the asian grocery store, to where they have sushi/sashimi grade fish and tobiko, getting some of that, cutting up a sweet onion, and tossing it into a bag with shoyu, sesame oil, and grind some sea salt. I don’t bother with any of the seaweed available…

I actually don’t like Ferris Beuler’s Day Off. I mean, I just don’t see the point of the movie. I know that can be said about a lot of movies, and if you bring it out further, you could question the point of movies in general, but this movie in particular just isn’t for me. I watch it, and I see a movie about a…

I actually don’t like Ferris Beuler’s Day Off. I mean, I just don’t see the point of the movie. I know that can be…

Eh, the game was what I wanted it to be at launch. People who were waiting for base building, freighters, multiplayer, and anything else that was introduced in any of the large free updates really just wanted a different game to begin with.

For me they show up as a line saying that a code will be emailed at some point.

For me they show up as a line saying that a code will be emailed at some point.

Well, I guess I can stop waiting to see if Rhombus of Ruin is going to come to PC.

Well, I guess I can stop waiting to see if Rhombus of Ruin is going to come to PC.

Nah, keep it on top of whatever you have in the glovebox. If someone puts their feet up, ask them to grab something for you out of the glovebox. See if they take the hint.

Honestly, taking pictures to document the aftermath of a collision isn’t the worst idea. Setting aside things like insurance or lawsuits or anything like that, there’s always the chance that between the trauma and any surgery, some of this stuff may become a bit hazy later, so a photo like this can do a lot to…