Step one: Place their name on the list of people to not allow in or around your car.

So, what you are saying, and we can all agree on, is that Arsenal is great, and that the only positive about the lack of Arsenal over-coverage this season is that none of Man U, City, Chelsea, or Spurs are winning the Premier League.

If it couldn’t move, you couldn’t have a fight. The premise of fighting implies that it is a horse-sized duck that is able to move and fight, which any day of the week will straight up murder you on sight.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

A horse-sized duck would straight up kill you, no hesitation, no remorse. At least with 100 duck-sized horses, even if they were motivated to fight you instead of running, they’d still have trouble swarming in around you.

Depending on the state, you may have the “out” of one state’s taxes by declaring “unrecoverable” taxes paid to another state. Note, I am neither a lawyer, nor a tax specialist. Just some guy that lived and worked in two states within the span of a single year a couple of times.

Has anyone had a lambo with a vinyl wrap with duckies and bunnies like the shelf-paper job in Johnny Dangerously?

They should make it out of breadsticks or “cheesy bread” or something. I mean, if you are eating pizza, I don’t really see a need for either breadsticks or cheese covered breadsticks, but putting a pizza on another pizza is just going to mess up the bottom of one pizza and the top of the other.

In another case of “sarcasm doesn’t come across well in text” I thought for a minute the headline actually praised this “genius” for their labor-saving technique.

Maaaaaaan, wouldn’t Idris Elba make an awesome Star Trek captain?

I was hoping this was a link to 4 classic/medieval torture, execution, or assassination techniques. It would probably brighten some people’s day to imagine their condescending coworker roasted alive in a brazen bull.

Yes, but the upside-down reflection will match the frame of reference of the flipped vehicle.

Is it just me, or does this make the device that doesn’t hover and is not a board look less dumb? Sort of like a DIY Power-Wheels drivetrain for people larger than children.

Do you guys really have inside information to give, or were you blowing smoke? I’ve always liked the “without access” nature of deadspin, and while i believe people do provide you with some inside information, it’s kind of odd that you would offer information in exchange.

I want to say this kind of showboating would be against the unwritten rules in the big leagues. Intentionally hitting the batter on their next at-bat would be against the written rules, but would probably happen if this were a red-sox yankees (or insert other sports town hate-fest) game.

a 1.75L bottle of alcohol.

Welcome to the real world, you giant baby.

I’d rather have cheese puffs.

Are we talking about some sort of cheddar powder? If so, I am against it in theory, but will usually eat it in practice because the powder usually also includes salt. If we are talking about actual hot melted cheddar cheese, I have not tried that nor heard of any place that does it, but it sounds great.

So what you are saying is that it isn’t caramel, someone needs to see a urologist?