I want to say this kind of showboating would be against the unwritten rules in the big leagues. Intentionally hitting the batter on their next at-bat would be against the written rules, but would probably happen if this were a red-sox yankees (or insert other sports town hate-fest) game.

a 1.75L bottle of alcohol.

Welcome to the real world, you giant baby.

I’d rather have cheese puffs.

Are we talking about some sort of cheddar powder? If so, I am against it in theory, but will usually eat it in practice because the powder usually also includes salt. If we are talking about actual hot melted cheddar cheese, I have not tried that nor heard of any place that does it, but it sounds great.

So what you are saying is that it isn’t caramel, someone needs to see a urologist?

Conterpoint: Caramel popcorn exists to trick you into eating stale popcorn.

This just in: People who preordered VR hardware and aren’t me continue to be giant babies about supply chains and shipping.

Eh, I get truly remote play on my vita and on my phone. Don’t see why they’d draw the line here.

Not only did I buy a Vita, but I liked it so much I bought a PS TV. I liked that so much I bought a second PS TV.

This place https://www.cloverfoodlab.com/ has a bunch of seasonal sandwiches, and no meat. Right now they’ve got a fried shiitake mushroom sandwich, previously (among other good ones) they’ve had fried oyster mushrooms, brussels sprouts, and beets.

I got one of the cloth ones of these: https://vrcover.com/ for my gear VR. They sell waterproof versions that should be easy to wipe down/clean between uses. I’ll probably get a set for my rift, when it eventually ships.

Whenever the topic of that show about clones “Orphan Black” comes up, I try to tell people it’s a gritty reboot of the Patty Duke show. So far I don’t think it’s caught on.

Only $200 isn’t so bad, it could have been 40 million fucking deutchmarks, bob.

Has microsoft started to let you transfer licenses of windows from one system to another, or is the fair assumption that you have a license for windows you haven’t used yet?

I vote for you both changing your last names to Chewbacca. That’s what this is, a vote, right?

“Only Nixon could go to China.”

To be fair, instead of a pencil sharpener you could use a razor blade or scraper, available at the same hardware store that carries clothes pins and wire strippers.

Buy a standard transmission beater, and tell them that if they burn out the clutch either being irresponsible or letting their friends drive, they will no longer have a car.

I’m reading the first part as diplomatic and honest. On the one hand, he thinks it is a positive thing that women’s tennis has been visibly successful in fighting for equality in terms of prize money and such. On the other hand, the men’s tennis is more responsible for sponsorship and viewership, and it would be in…