This is probably about a thousand times more awesome than anything I would expect to come out of this game.

I’d probably insist on doing my own count of the change in front of them for the sake of wasting their time. If they thought it was unreasonable, I’d point out that they’re essentially asking me to take responsibility for the change, and if I’m going to be responsible for it, I’m doing my own count. If they don’t like…

You know, like go out of business or need to have their underground tanks replaced or something.

The reason I wouldn’t use things like the hotspot and concierge is really going to be tied to the fact that I have no intention of paying for additional services. I assume the concierge is connected; if it’s offline I’d avoid using it because sometimes restaurants and gas stations close or change their hours or…

100 ml limit? That blows.

Came to confirm this was on the list.

No, you wear the lighted glasses as an accessory while running around firing lasers from your cat

The Co-op controls sound interesting, but that’s going to be highly dependent on games actually being designed for single system multiplayer. I wonder if it would make good twitch viewing to play a multiplayer game, and randomly hand control of a game to a viewer for brief periods of time. Probably result in some of…

Can you pretend it’s a futuristic accessory for your laser cat?

I’ve been able to play triple triad using my phone for a while at this point. Of course, I use my phone to remote play FFXIV on my PS4, but who is to say that that last part isn’t a minor detail.

I’ve never been a fan of voice chat, mostly because of all the idiots in the world. It just never seemed worthwhile to wear an uncomfortable headset to hear and communicate with people who sounded like children with nothing but inane babbling to contribute. Of course, I’ve recently been playing an online game that has…

As someone who isn’t actually informed on how Alex Rodriguez performs on the field, I feel compelled to try to make the joke “... for some definitions of the word ‘active.’” Which might make sense if he is either injury prone or has lost a lot of speed or is phoning it in at the end of a career, but as I said, I am…

You could put animal toys in ball pits, and call them “La Brea Ball Pits.” Granted those wouldn’t be dinosaurs, but mammoths and stuff are almost as awesome as dinosaurs.

All children like dinosaurs. Get children dinosaur toys.

I see the same, and a notice near the top right that says that the deal of the day has sold out.

I see the same, and a notice near the top right that says that the deal of the day has sold out.

I don’t currently have an Xbox One, and have only recently purchased a PC that is capable of running recent games.

I remember playing Rogue a lot on PC. If only there were a resurgence of games like Rogue. I wonder what you could call such a category of game.

Yep, that’s how the term is used by idiots. If they weren’t idiots, they’d be ordering whatever the base food or drink item they want, with the specific alterations they want applied to it.

Actually, secret menus are unlisted items that a restaurant sells, and it’s employees are trained on. The problem is that there are websites that list “secret menus” that are recipes for custom orders that restaurant employees are not trained on. It’s sort of like how the word “literal” is used both as meaning literal…

I’m not entirely sure what you mean by buzzword, or trailing off “It’s not even remotely close..” If you mean that “Roguelike” shouldn’t be a buzzword because it isn’t nearly pervasive enough in the industry I’d have to disagree. If you mean it shouldn’t be a buzzword because buzzwords don’t actually mean anything…