Didn't he go out with The Eagles? I mean, c'mon.

I don't even buy Duracells any more.

YOU WERE FRAKES???

Live long and prosper, Ben.
…oh for crying out loud, just hit me over the head with a rock, will ya?

I came to this site years ago through Zack's Star Trek reviews. Still my favorites.

You're a bigger man than I am. See you around, man.

Yup. It just makes me sad. Hope to see you around, I've always enjoyed talking with you.

Are you and Mr. Type sticking around?

Ernie?

I'm just a few minutes late and there are over 1,000 comments?
Oh, I see… I'm TWO HOURS LATE

He doesn't even know you're alive!

You son of a bitch.

Yeah. I only commented a few times back then; I was so intimidated by the great comments.

I'm about to hop on the 5 and go home. It's a lot easier for me to write this on my work computer than my phone. See you 'round, man.

I'll say my goodbyes here to those who aren't going to stick around. I'm gonna give it a shot, although I'm not too optimistic.
I've been coming here a long time, since the days before Disqus. During that time I've seen a long, slow drop in the quality of the AV Club, as the site seemed to move from in-depth…

Ha. At least that was on topic!

How that wasn't his punishment at the end of the finale episode is beyond me.

You clean your cat with sponges? That's… that's just weird, man.

Yeah! I'm sinking further and further into misanthropy, and no one's paying me shit to do it!!

Just as well. You really don't want to see my emails.