You should really have all this sorted out before you even buy the chicks. Cities will likely have certain regulations around size/location of the coop. Plus you really should figure out how you want to manage the food/water/bedding going into the coop, as well as that which has to come out of it. Remember, they're…

YEAR OF PENNY!!

you know, it's really time to squash this beef. I mean just stop egging each other on. You really shouldn't carrot all about someone else's diet. I say live and let liver.

"Ok Google. What time does red stag close?" She even says it back to you. This may not work for all places, but it's never failed me. I'd imagine Siri and Cortana (and Alexa) have the same capabilities.

bullshit. You have to be pretty bad at email if you feel like this is what you need to do. I mean, what's the point of using email if you're not going to, you know, USE EMAIL? May as well just be one of those dicks that just walks around stepping into other people's cubes to have conversations, leaving the victim to…

Very cool. UI modifications without needing a 3rd party launcher.

1000% in favor. We need the equivalent of bartenders and mixologists here. Bitters taste godawful by themselves, but try making an old fashioned without them. Etc, Etc...

But if I tell you I "have to" help my ex-girlfriends brother move, it means that I've "made the decision" that I want to help you with your thing even less.

For my first few hours, I'm typically reading/answering/sending emails and IMs, mostly while dialed in to meetings.

WHY IS THIS SONG. WHO THE FUCK IS IT FOR. SOMEONE TELL ME

I picture a Friday meeting at Peter K's workplace, whiteboarding all of this out (with illustrations and annotations).

I don't get it. If *everyone* gets stressed out during the holidays/family get-togethers, why do we tiptoe around it? I can fake it with booze, but yeah for the most part I just bail for an hour or 2. Now that I think of it, it's typically under the pretense of getting more booze :)

Why are Child Care and Tuition lumped together? They seem like 2 very distinct costs. Lumping PC's with All Goods would be misleading...

Made the same mistake here. Don't get me wrong, I love my car - best purchase I've ever made. I just paid way too much for it.

Thinking in terms of interrogatives is how I've always approached most work-related tasks: Troubleshooting, Meeting agendas, project estimations, documentation, change management, etc etc etc.

Didn't he get just as jacked for Prince of Persia? This actually looks pretty unhealthy. He probably had to the whole nothing but spinach+carrots 5 times a day, cardio 10 times a day, and complete dehydration for 24 hours before any shirtless filming.

I know this is just a general rule of thumb, but I wonder how they account for salary increase. I'm 35 and my salary has more than doubled in the last five years. Given my current trajectory, I'm looking at at least 50% more in the next 5 years.

Point taken :). I lived in 'kato for my formative years. East or West?

If I bought an $86,400 car I'd still be able to drive it the next day. Just sayin.

Forgot to add: Have a piping hot cup of apple cider + goldschlager + bourbon waiting for you when you're done. Don't knock it till you try it.