everyone needs to grow up and do a lot more “my Dad said!” approach to evaluating movies

You’re literally ranting in an internet comment section under a comic book character’s name about how big and adult you are for thinking adults can only enjoy realism in art, all because daddy says so.

If it’s wrong to not care about dumbass streamers, I don’t want to be right.

good and activision in the same sentence is weird. last time I can recall anyone putting the two together was when Microsoft announced they were buying them.

It’s all “defund the police” until you get a bad burrito.

I had a couple of fever dreams during my bout of COVID earlier this year that somehow ended up on there. 

Yes. Yes it is.

You call it an aneurysm.  He calls it a message from God.  

Hollywood is fairly conservative af (pro-capitalism, pro-Judeo-Christian norms, pro-military), it’s just that these rightoids are so far right.

I mean, they’re the same people who thought Obama was simultaneously a godless communist and a muslim terrorist.

He was a mainstay at the Playboy Mansion for a decade. Pam Anderson called him the "town bicycle"

Even the laziest possible reading couldn’t find a conceivable equivalence. It’s the kind of stupidity that requires a furious degree of bad faith.

We should throw all of the amputated penises and testicles from the forced transitions on the pyre and call it the Bonfire Of The Masculinities. Good times, great oldies.

Don’t forget that the left wingers in America are also somehow both Commies and Nazis, utterly destroying that old legendary Simpsons skit.

Brain damage presenting as Conservative beliefs?

Kevin Smith had a heart attack, and now there’s a third Clerks movie.

“So no justice, no peace... except when there’s a Tesla in my parking space?”

Why are you guys trying to find long complex explanations for why this guy is a basic ass white racist conservative? There’s millions of them in America. And 4+ of them happen to be past television stars.

Karl Marx was famously a fundamentalist Muslim who was also non-binary and a pedophile. It’s written in the Qur’an that the final jihad will turn America communist and force all its children into sex slavery. Every white man will become forcibly trans, but every woman must now wear a hijab or be placed on a pyre made…

I’ll give the guy credit: This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.