I know cognitive dissonance is a way of life for conservatives, but their base’s raging antisemitism that somehow combines with their indefectible allegiance to Israel will forever break my brain.

I mean, we basically had one already on 1/6, right? We came way too close to a Handmaid’s Tale-style overthrow of the government.

I’m not joking when I say this, and I hope to god I’m wrong, but I truly believe we’re only a couple years (at most) away from the next 9/11, and it won’t be Muslims or foreigners or any of the boogity-boos we were told to fear in the 90s and 00s, it’s gonna be Brad and Bobbie-Jo and a bunch of their friends who are…

Kind of ironic he uses an anime to scaremonger about illegal immigration. 

Christ, just kick him the fuck out. MTG too. 

He certainly looks filled with humility and repentance, doesn’t he?

LMFAO

Gosar’s a piece of shit. He embraces the most idiotic conspiracy theories, advocates for openly racist causes and individuals, had his entire brace of brothers/sisters advocate against his being elected (due to his being a sociopath IIRC), and apparently defends himself against any problems people may have with him or…

Ooh, censuring. I bet he learned his lesson real good, and will never immediately tweet out the same video again in a pissy show of defiance.

Surely “a lot of extra faff that that is bad for you because it’s pointless excess calorie and sugar and a waste of money at a time when the cost of groceries is going up” describes about 99% of Bake Off? I think you pretty much have to accept the premise of people faffing around making complicated, unhealthy and…

Nothing more energy draining than a raising baby, amirite?

Why the fuck would live ammo be anywhere near a film set using prop weapons

I felt the exact same as your entire paragraph but hearing people were sending it to his daughter was the “record scratch” moment for me.  You’d have to be intentionally obtuse to NOT think she wouldn’t see it, so then you just enjoy sticking a fork in what is still a healing wound.  Come on people, be better.

People are fucking weird on social media. Either tagging people in on things which will clearly make them uncomfortable or just amplifying shit in the worst way possible.

That parenthetical at the end of the penultimate paragraph makes me curious about how much they knew and how early and why they stuck with it to the point of extolling the virtues of a nonessential product on TV that could instead just be discontinued when they found out. Tobacco companies had a lot of science denial…

Clearly you’ve never looked into how much it costs to get semen out of a mascot suit 

Nah, just gonna make fun of it because it’s fucking ridiculous 

This says the auction bids are in Etherium, so at least this shitty imaginary property is only being sold for shitty imaginary money. As far as I’m concerned it’s a victimless crime.

Tatiana, I am so, so, sorry that you had to write this article.

I will, thanks.