Well, I think we found the archetype for “bro country fan.”  Also, I’d bet a crisp $100 bill that he drives a lifted bro-dozer that has never seen any surface less pristine than a mall parking lot.

Honestly, wouldn’t it be in all of our best interests if he sucks his followers dry, and they all in turn become destitute? Ideally, they would starve or they would be forced to become the welfare queens they hate so much.

Maybe he’ll start a little book club, and he can be president of that.

Trump’s reportedly been telling people he’ll be president again by August.

The boothings will continue until morale improves.

Hello fellow worker, you seem “Stressed”. Perhaps you need ten minutes in the PAIN BOX

I suppose that’s cheaper than fostering an environment where such areas are unnecessary.

The only “Aqua Teen” spinoff I want is “Spacecataz 2: The Search for More Spacecataz.”

And we should rasta-fy him by, oh, 10%.

Hey AVC — a well meaning suggestion that I think it’s time to update that Covid boilerplate.

The stench of the undead does tend to... Linger.

guess which Cranberries hit gets an acoustic rendition?

“Man Fills Holes With Penis"

I don’t want the pothole to be halfway filled for three minutes.

Man, the train sequence was fucked up

It would be much more ironic if he died from Cat Scratch Fever.

I bet he tested positive for a low IQ too.

I didn't know you played baseball. 

I know the name of the event was Woodstock 99, but when you’re watching DMX perform in boots, boxers, and red overalls with one strap down, the “99" seems redundant.

Charon’s Ferry, crossing the River Styx: