Did you just let Bizarro Lizardo out of the grays?  

Out of curiosity, I quickly checked out his Twitter feed and he has “The Real Victim Here” as his name currently. I wish I was making that up.

The nerd that’s even unpopular with all the other nerds

If you are putting Twitter privileges on one side of a scale and Jewish lives on the other and they come out equal, your scale is weighted against Jewish lives.

I’m not loving the new Dave. He seems a little too self righteous, too full of himself, too in love with his own pontifications. Some of all that is a good thing but I think he’s laying in on a bit thick now and it’s cutting into his comedy.

They don’t even understand what their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, was all about. Do we really not expect them to screw up interpreting Sci-Fi as well?

Long national nightmare over.

Where’s our cut, Dave?

cool i guess? i mean i guess i’m glad i won’t have to hear him complain about this for years.

Money’s a helluva drug!

The weird thing about Harry Peacock is why isn’t he a bigger star? He’s like a funnier Brad Pitt.

I had no idea the actor’s real name was Harry Peacock. That’s an infinitely better comedy rival name.

I’m willing to bet the Venn diagram of the people you describe and the people who complain a lot about “virtue signaling” is nearly circular.

It's just locker room racism. 

The people buying this album because he said a racial slur are the exact same people who will tell you that racism doesn’t exist.

Yeah, how’d he make SNL with sales like that?

My life?  More like a bored game.  

I mean, given limited budgets, isn’t it kind of unsurprising that an indie film would have a lot of people wearing lots of hats?

But he really wants to grip...

If they’re talented and put out good entertainment, who gives a good goddamn how many hyphens are in their titles? Calm down, friendo.