Clearly this was just a logistics goof-up. The Four Seasons needed to order a half ton of manure for fertilizing lawns, and Rudy Giuliani was delivered by mistake. These things happen.

“Son, look at all this. From the racks of dildos, to the videos of ‘barely legal’ teens fucking, to the stalls where people can masturbate, one day it will all be yours!”

Whaddaya mean? He’s got a whole cabinet full in D.C.

Dildos all the way down.

The Murray version would involve him emerging, unscathed, from the bear’s anus and giving a thumbs up sign.

Scratch a cynic, find a humanist. 

When Werner Herzog takes off the headphones and tells you “You should never listen to this tape, and you should destroy it so you’re never tempted to”, you should destroy it.

Our long national nightmare is over!!! We can stop pretending that SNL is socially relevant!!! Now how long until they have Trump back on as a guest?

“I would implore everybody who’s celebrating to remember, it’s good to be a humble winner,” Chappelle said on Saturday. “Remember when I was here four years ago? Remember how bad that felt. Remember that half the country right now still feels that way. Please remember that.”

Angels from shit-hole countries?

oh ok for a moment I thought she had some kind of crazy explanation for this but yeah, obviously, they’re assigned to S. America or Africa by their supervisor angel and after they do a weeklong shift they normally can go home, but because of temporary emergency measures undertaken by DJT and/or Heaven, they’ve been…

Exactly.. That circular reasoning will kick in and she’ll get caught in an endles loop

I would entirely believe this woman is also on meth. 

Oh, sure, now you people are OK with African and South American immigrants.

If Trump loses, I think it would be a fun activity for all of us to spend the next few weeks asking her why God hates her so much.

Just another normal day as the US President’s resident sorcerer casting magic spells to get him reelected... 

Who’s the guy who keeps walking behind her, seemingly oblivious to the insanity she’s yelling, and what’s he reading that is holding his attention so much?

The fuck? That is a bad take and you are a bad person for saying it. Not sure anyone is definitively held to be the greatest ever, but EVH is certainly in the discussion. The list of great guitarists that worship him, that see him as their idol, is virtually endless. Greatest ever? Maybe, maybe not. But he is…

See, I read this comment, but all I hear is “Blah blah blah, I’m not enough of a dude to admit that “Ice Cream Man” is the finest song ever made.”

They won’t be able to stay away from Twitter. There’s no libs on Parler to “trigger” and whether they acknowledge it or not that’s a huge part of the right-wing experience.