Because Bungie consistently misunderstands their player base. They design these types of quests with the thought process that players will just get their kills over the general course of playing the game despite all the evidence that proves instead players will just grind it out as quickly as possible. They need to…

Do we really need a report on every bug Destiny players find?

Morty accidentally setting the save point to right when he was getting pepper sprayed was both a hilarious visual gag and a chilling reminder of a terrible thing that used to happen in video games.

And he’d be correct. 

Yes, I am. This guy won the Madden world championship with a punter at QB and without throwing any passes. That means it is perfectly reasonable to conclude that it is an utterly broken football simulation.

All the reassurance I need that Madden is hopelessly stupid and broken. I absolutely love football and I haven’t paid for Madden since the 2006/McNabb version (which was incomplete and total garbage next to NFL 2K5, which only cost $20).

There’s that classic Frasier humor!

We all had a vote and decided we weren’t going to tell you

Colin Robinson, this does not concern you so please retreat to your underground bedroom, thank you.

When can I expect payment?

Your brother is a total clown and needs to be processed into nutrient-effluvium that can nourish the denizens of the syntho-wombs of Flav-Quarv 6.

Just what America and the world needed right now.

So, for a fucking year, Kanye West reportedly complained about the slight, apparently texting the Forbes writer that it was a “disrespectful article” that was “purposefully snubbing” him, possibly because of his race and possibly because Forbes belongs to a “group of media” that is trying to keep him down.

Trump math rules may be in play here. If you borrowed $1 billion from Russia, $1 billion from China, and $1 billion from the Saudis, you have $3 billion!

What in the long list of dumb stuff he has done has ever given you the idea that this man knows how to pick the appropriate moment?

Is there a preorder up for this?

I think the Total Recall remake had elevated trains. I know there’s a big train that goes through the planet but I think it also had trains whizzing around all over.

That’s McDormand in Blood Simple. The opening voice over is from Blood Simple. (Frankly, I’m trying to watch this and enjoy it, and I don’t think it’s all that good.)

The full range of Manic Panic is available at all good Hot Topic outlets now. Or whenever they reopen.