Death penalty for killing an animal seems entirely reasonable. Great comment.

Buzzer was early (or it could be an audio delay from the video encoding) but if you look at the clock in the last angle...it’s about three feet from his arms with 0.1 left. I definitely thought it was late, too.

“ but older me gets enough stress and freakouts at work.”

In the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur, young people are not pit against one other in an enclosed natural arena, but instead to wander a maze until they are eaten by the Minotaur. I can definitely understand the parallels regarding the need to draw lots for people to be sent for sacrifice, but when it comes to the…

And now we know why our parents or grandparents were always chilling when they could.

That’s all well and good, but if I set my alarm for 20 minutes, I’ll lay there thinking about falling asleep for 20 minutes.

Definitely hang on to the old AOL discs and broken glasses if you have space. Run them through the recycler you eventually get and you’ll get a refined quartz. A lot better value than burning 1 coal and quartz for 1 refined quartz in the furnace. Soggy papers give you torches so that’s not bad. Garbage and driftwood…

If this is what they call no gay Thursday, I’d hate to be around for no sexual assault Wednesday.

Yes you are mistaken, in that she is doing both. Her theory of what they did wrong is negligence and/or willfully giving out her room number/whatever else, and she is then able to show how that damaged her, whether through personal financial loss through loss of sponsorship or emotional distress or whatever else.

Sometimes I think the soccer commentary here is just aping how the UK soccer press seems to be. Whatever happened the previous Saturday is now the unimpeachable truth, and the sky is always, always falling. Just go with the most extreme opinion that could possibly be gleaned from the most recent occurrence. NFL media…

I like it. It’s like he’s the journalist form of the unhinged soccer commentator who thinks every play is the most amazing he’s ever seen.

“It’s hard [to force ourselves] to say more about Tottenham than we already have”

Let’s not forget that on Aug. 31, Manchester City had the title wrapped up.

Maybe we’re being really harsh. Maybe Billy has no long-term memory, so all his reactions are fully in the moment.

We were told on 2/6 that Leicester City had everything wrapped up and the rest of the year was a mere formality. We were told on 2/15 that Leicester City was screwed and Arsenal winning was inevitable. Now it’s “impossibly close.” You can’t say Deadspin hasn’t covered all the possibilities!

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

Neither Spurs nor Arsenal “struggled to keep title hopes alive” seeing as there are 11 matches left and a five point gap. Had Spurs lost, would they have failed, and thus have no title hopes? Are Arsenal’s title hopes now forever dashed?

Yes, I know Spurs went down a goal early on Sunday, but to say that they struggled to beat Swans is laughable.

34 shots on goal, 14 on target. Both highs in the Premier League this season.
57% Possession.

The only thing that kept Spurs from scoring 5 or more goals was the outstanding Lukasz Fabianski. 12 saves? That’s…

Given what team he covers, it’s more like choosing not to hit on 18, winning, and when someone says ‘yeah it would have been statistically pretty dumb to hit on 18' taking a fit because blackjack isn’t about STATS it’s about having the BETTER CARDS, you can take your NERD STATS and I’ll take cards that add up to 21…

Most websites label the post – for instance, this would say Podcast: Is Steph Curry Making Other NBA Players Worse? That way your readers don’t click this and read some trivial intro into a podcast they don’t want to hear.